TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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