At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
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I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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