I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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