My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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