My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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