yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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