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(585): View more from New York

This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?

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(440): View more from Ohio

"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."

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(502): View more from Kentucky

At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man

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(410): View more from Maryland

So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.

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(205): View more from Alabama

No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees

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(650): View more from California

At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?

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