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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  we made out on top of his cat.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"

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• (207): View more from Maine

  you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom

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• (916): View more from California

  craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.

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