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(440): View more from Ohio

thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?

(216): View more from Ohio

... about that ...

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(706): View more from Georgia

hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket

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(906): View more from Michigan

last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that

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(314): View more from Missouri

I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.

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(740): View more from Ohio

he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is

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