I seem to have left my pride at pride
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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