Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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