Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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