Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize