she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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