i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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