Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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