My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
How external is "for external use only"?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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