never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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