butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
