Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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