She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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