i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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