Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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