i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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