Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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