Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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