Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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