We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Randomize
