Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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