she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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