I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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