Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He felt like a one man threesome
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Randomize
