Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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