I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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