dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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