Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize
