Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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