I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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