I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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