i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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