My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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