Please, let me fuck your mom
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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