that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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