Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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