he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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