Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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