That's intense
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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