guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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