dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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