my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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