new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so let's talk penis.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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