Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Pants are for mortals
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize
