Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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