why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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