She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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