Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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