just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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