why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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