i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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