Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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