To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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