just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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