Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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