Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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